He is an equal opportunity slut.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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