i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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