so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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