dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize