Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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