Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
tequila makes me forget i have legs
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
