ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
