these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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