So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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