He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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