I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
