Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I need a beard to bite.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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