So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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