Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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