break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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