just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
