I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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