I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
