I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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