Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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