it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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