i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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