We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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