Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
please don't ironically join a cult
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