I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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