I want to walk on stilts...naked
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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