So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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