Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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