I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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