if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
