so explain again why im purple
no
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
