SEEEEXXX PLEASE
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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