i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The power of my boobs compel you
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