There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I don't think brook has ever known best
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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