so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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