Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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