: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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