is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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