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(650): View more from California

Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.

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(631): View more from New York

He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

its not stalking. its research.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level

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(256): View more from Alabama

I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.

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(224): View more from Illinois

So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?

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