Hey man sorry I got all grabby
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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