literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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