No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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