Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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