Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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