Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Let's get the cat blown out
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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