Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Jerry, you need to find god
well I can't set my house on fire every night
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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