love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
