Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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