Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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