I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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