So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
