did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
