He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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